This is a little bit corny and it has been around for a while but it is so hard to find something really clean to post. lol If you would like me to continue these, let me know.

I have been away for a bit and when I came back I was surprised to see all the new names. Welcome everyone. There are a lot of really great people here!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for your LOL of the day (maybe)

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Cookie Bonusers. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

"You got Male!"